#captainobvious

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #captainobvious from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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1
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
1
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.3
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 07:14 UTC
0
07-21
1
07-22
0
07-23
0
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27

1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 07:14 UTC
#captainobviouswarning
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#captainobviouspost
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#captainobvioussays
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#captainobviousstrikesagain
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#captainobviously
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#captainobviousbonjour
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#captainobviousstudies
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#CaptainObviousSpeaking
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 07:14 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~5710 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 17:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (23) · German (8) · Slovak (5) · French (4)

Avg boosts / post: 0.4

Top of the latest posts

  • Dans mes rêves, j’ai mon âge, ou pas d’âge, et lesté de l’expérience d’une vie, j’interagis parfois comme cette nuit avec des gens, vivants ou morts, que je n’ai pas vus depuis des lustres, voire des décennies, et qui n’ont pas vieilli. Et

    sknob@[email protected]♥ 3↻ 22026-07-13 06:12 UTCView post →

  • @SimonLandmine @iamwahl @david Earle has been through some fairly public struggles with D&D, sober now, so... #theCheese call me #captainObvious ?? #listeningClub

    viNomadic@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 02026-04-19 20:00 UTCView post →

  • #CaptainObvious Mit ChatGPT erstellte Passwörter sind nicht sicher | heise online https://www.heise.de/news/Mit-ChatGPT-erstellte-Passwoerter-sind-nicht-sicher-11185918.html?wt_mc=rss.red.ho.ho.atom.beitrag.beitrag

    Flauschfläche :antifa:@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 22026-02-23 18:20 UTCView post →

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