#catsarejerks

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #catsarejerks from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
18
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 18
0.2
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 18

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 16:00 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-29 16:00 UTC

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 16:00 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 18 public posts (spanning ~42611 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 14:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (17) · Malagasy (1)

Avg boosts / post: 1.5

Top of the latest posts

  • @sindarina is this proof enough? 😁 #LemonTheCat #LucyGoosey #Bitey #aww #CatsOfMastodon #fedicats #cats #siblings #sisters #petsofmastodon #fedipets #pets #roughhousing #catsarejerks #littlebutthead

    Devijand@[email protected]122026-05-10 20:04 UTCView post →
  • I thought Dexter was coming for a cuddle because he’s been upstairs all day, then I realised that it’s food time 😩 Now he’s showing me his fluffy belly 😹 #CatsAreJerks #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #MastoCats

    Idris (They/Them)@[email protected]152023-08-14 16:07 UTCView post →
  • Apparently today is National Cat Lady Day. I had no idea this was a thing. That explains why I had this situation when I woke up this morning. They had expectations. I'm sorry Boba and Jango, I dropped the ball. How about some boiled chicke

    Atiya@[email protected]102023-04-19 20:55 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/catsarejerks