#champagneproblems

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #champagneproblems from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.1
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 03:05 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-29 03:05 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #champagneproblems.

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 03:05 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~1267 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 15:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (40)

Avg boosts / post: 0.4

Top of the latest posts

  • Meanwhile, in #ChampagneProblems. 🍾 > Oracle’s Nearly 50% Crash Since June 1 Plunges Larry Ellison From No. 2 To No. 8 In Billionaire Ranks https://www.forbes.com/sites/tylerroush/2026/07/13/oracles-nearly-50-crash-since-june-1-plunges-lar

    A. Rivera@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 52026-07-13 20:17 UTCView post →

  • In #ChampagneProblems, and your reminder to never, ever move in to a community with a fucking HOA. > Patriotic Californians explode at HOA’s ‘crazy anti-American’ demand ahead of Fourth of July https://nypost.com/2026/06/28/us-news/patrioti

    A. Rivera@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 02026-06-29 15:24 UTCView post →

  • #SaveYouAClick: apparently, he prefers carpeting in his bathroom. Yea, that is it. That's the big deal. Another book headed to the remainders table. > TRUMP REPORTEDLY ‘FURIOUS’ AFTER NEW BOOK EXPOSES PRIVATE WHITE HOUSE HABITS—Insiders Say

    A. Rivera@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 22026-06-26 15:37 UTCView post →

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