#chocolateteapot
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #chocolateteapot from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #chocolateteapot
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-03 21:31 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-03 21:31 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-03 21:31 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 13 public posts (spanning ~20585 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 20:00
Languages: English (13)
Avg boosts / post: 0
Top of the latest posts
🎉 Breaking news: A brave soul spent 11 months discovering that #AArch64 #desktops are still as useful as a chocolate teapot! 🤯 In a shocking twist, it turns out that a myriad of cores doesn't actually translate to performance—who knew? 🙄
🧠➡️🧊 Oh, another philosophical treatise claiming mental causation is as useful as a chocolate teapot. 🙄 Jessica Taylor bravely tackles the burning question nobody asked: can your brain waves cause earthquakes? Spoiler: they can't. https:
🚨 Ah, the grandiose ritual of Claude's daily #outage dance! 💃 Our hero, Claude, teeters on the edge of functionality with #uptime stats that inspire as much confidence as a cat on a hot tin roof. 🤦♂️ Meanwhile, brave souls dutifully sub
#chocolateteapot across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #chocolateteapot straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/chocolateteapot