#clumsiness
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #clumsiness from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 01:38 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 01:38 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 01:38 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~19842 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (4) · Finnish (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.4
Top of the latest posts
A quotation from A. A. Milne “Look at me jumping” squeaked Roo, and fell into another mouse-hole.A. A. Milne (1882-1956) English poet and playwright [Alan Alexander Milne] Winnie-the-Pooh, ch. 7 “Kanga and Baby Roo Come to the Forest” (1926
A quotation from #Nietzsche: « There is something laughable about the sight of authors who enjoy the rustling folds of long and involved sentences: they are trying to cover up their feet. » Full quote, sourcing, notes: https://wist.info/nie
Peak #clumsiness: I somehow managed to cut myself with a piece of bread.
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