#clusterfuck
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #clusterfuck from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #clusterfuck
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-08 08:53 UTC2 uses by 2 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-08 08:53 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-08 08:53 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~8179 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 15:00
Languages: English (31) · German (6) · Dutch (2) · Slovenian (1)
Avg boosts / post: 4.4
Top of the latest posts
Alter! Ihr glaubt nicht, was hier für 'n #Clusterfuck abgeht. Eine Pflegeeinrichtung bezahlt seit 2 Monaten keine Gehälter, meldet aber auch keine Insolvenz an. Die Angestellten Erscheinen nicht mehr zur Arbeit und die Heimaufsicht der #Reg
#randomthoughts... Donald, you and your MAGA clan followers have created one monumental worldwide #clusterfuck... I suggest people in this world no longer have any trust or respect for you... and I also suggest that many countries in the wo
@[email protected] @[email protected] It's even worse. They've allowed LLMs complete access to their codebase, LMAO: https://lists.openwrt.org/pipermail/openwrt-adm/2026-April/002956.html [Sarcasm] This cannot *possibly* go wrong. Ca
What “clusterfuck” means
WikipediaThis is a list of acronyms, expressions, euphemisms, jargon, military slang, and sayings in common or formerly common use in the United States Marine Corps. Many of the words or phrases have varying levels of acceptance among different units or communities, and some also have varying levels of appropriateness. Many terms also have equivalents among other service branches that are not acceptable among Marines, but are comparable in meaning. Many acronyms and terms have come into common use from v
“List of United States Marine Corps acronyms and expressions” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#clusterfuck across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #clusterfuck straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/clusterfuck