#coffeefirst
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #coffeefirst from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #coffeefirst
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-27 03:26 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-27 03:26 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-27 03:26 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~26766 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 12:00
Languages: English (31) · German (7) · Greek (1) · Italian (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1
Top of the latest posts
Good morning, Fediverse ☕✨ New day, new chaos, new tiny attempt at pretending I have a plan. First: coffee. Then: wake up properly. After that: let’s see what kind of weird little adventure today throws at us. Have a good one, everyone. 🌿
Enjoying my morning coffee while deciding what I can accomplish before taking a nap. #CoffeeFirst #Retirement #CatsOfMastadon #DogsOfMastadon #Mondays
What has two thumbs (all thumbs?) and started her morning by spilling the jar of fennel seeds all over the floor immediately after making tea? I decided to walk away and deal with it after I finished my coffee. #notawake #coffeefirst #morni
#coffeefirst across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #coffeefirst straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/coffeefirst