#coffiest
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #coffiest from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-20 17:41 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-20 17:41 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-20 17:41 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 4 public posts (spanning ~55255 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (4)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
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Top of the latest posts
"You gulped a breakfast sliced not long ago from Chicken Little and washed it down with Coffiest.... You skimmed the patch with your skimmer and slung it down the well, where it would be baled, or processed into glucose to feed Chicken Litt
Refrigerator is broken, food has all spoiled, including my pitcher of #soylent. Package arrives, I now have shelf stable #coffiest, so at least I won't starve. Thanks @soylent! #CafeMocha :soylent_coffiest:
My #Soylent #Coffiest order arrived in time and saved my butt with the traveling I'll be doing! 😃 :soylent_coffiest:
What “coffiest” means
WikipediaSoylent is a brand of meal replacement powders and shakes produced by Starco Brands, Inc. The brand was founded as Soylent Nutrition, Inc. in 2013 and is headquartered in Los Angeles, California. The company developed a following initially in Silicon Valley and received early financial backing from Andreessen Horowitz and GV. In 2021, Soylent announced that it had become profitable starting in 2020. In 2023, Starco Brands acquired the company.
“Soylent (meal replacement)” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#coffiest across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #coffiest straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/coffiest