#Colemanballs
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #Colemanballs from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-06 01:03 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-06 01:03 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #colemanballs.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-06 01:03 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 4 public posts (spanning ~13462 hours).
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Languages: English (4)
Avg boosts / post: 0.5
Top of the latest posts
Not being a native of the area I occasionally find that the Welsh language slows down various activities. I was, however, unaware of its direct physical effect upon the operations of the local water supply infrastructure. https://www.dwrcym
"From the very first rooftop jump it feels like you're in a world that was designed for one thing: speed; movement; and flow." — From a YouTube review of Mirror's Edge #Colemanballs
#825 Barry Fantoni - Colemanballs 4. Private Eye Productions Ltd, London, in association with Corgi Books, London, 1988, 1st edition. #BarryFantoni #PrivateEye #Colemanballs #CorgiBooks #BookOfTheDay
What “colemanballs” means
WikipediaColemanballs is a term coined by Private Eye magazine to describe verbal gaffes perpetrated by sports commentators. Coleman refers to the surname of the former BBC broadcaster David Coleman and the suffix -balls, as in "to balls up".
“Colemanballs” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#colemanballs across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #colemanballs straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/colemanballs