#colleenhoovercantwrite
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 05:16 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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I'm reading Colleen Hoover, because her writing so awful, it's funny. Holy shit, how did this get published?? "He arches his dark, thick eyebrow. It’s a nice eyebrow. It’s attached to a nice face, which is attached to a nice head, which is
the only good thing about Colleen Hoover books is that they make me feel better about my own writing cause if a publisher can look at her toxic, incel-fantasy garbage and say, "huh, i think we'll publish this!" makes my chances better #coll
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