#complainingaboutmicrowavedinnerinstructions

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #complainingaboutmicrowavedinnerinstructions from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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Uses / 7 days
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Recent posts
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Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-31 08:48 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-31 08:48 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #complainingaboutmicrowavedinnerinstructions.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-31 08:48 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~0.4 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

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Languages: English (3)

Avg boosts / post: 0

Top of the latest posts

  • (I was going to tag this one #ComplainingAboutMicrowaveDinnerInstructions for archival purposes, but I see it is actually #ComplainingAboutMicrowaveProgramming, which I guess is also going to be too narrow as soon as another appliance pisse

    🔥Cassandra🔥@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02023-06-15 01:39 UTCView post →

  • Many of my previous posts could have been tagged #ComplainingAboutMicrowaveDinnerInstructions but they weren't, and therefore they are lost to all boosting and threading purposes. So here is how I am choosing to archive this unit. I simply

    🔥Cassandra🔥@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02023-06-15 01:35 UTCView post →

  • "Lift film at corners" is rude when the plastic container is rounded. #ComplainingAboutMicrowaveDinnerInstructions

    🔥Cassandra🔥@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02023-06-15 01:18 UTCView post →

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