#conjunctivitis
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #conjunctivitis from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 10:52 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 10:52 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 10:52 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 32 public posts (spanning ~49179 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 20:00
Languages: English (32)
Avg boosts / post: 1.3
Top of the latest posts
What’s Up, Doc? I just booked a doctor’s appointment for after work tonight. I think I have… Conjunctivitis. In other words… (say this like zombie Pip from the first Halloween episode of South Park) Piiiiink eyeeeeeee. Crud. #conjunctivitis
🚨 PROPHET PSA! 🚨 If an unblinking Ophanim rolls into camp, BACK AWAY! Their exposed eyes are magnets for desert filth. Once the grit hits, they weep an apocalyptic flood of thick, sticky eye-snot! 🤧 Don't let their flying, crusty boogers
Outbreak: #COVID-19 + Adenoviral #Conjunctivitis Facility: Fairmount Home Facility Type: LTC Home Unit/Floor/Area: Facility Wide Location: #Glenburnie #Ontario Date: 2025-12-26 Public Health Unit: South East Public Health Facility Tracking
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