#cookers
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #cookers from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #cookers
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-18 16:48 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-18 16:48 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-18 16:48 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~9521 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 01:00
Languages: English (40)
Avg boosts / post: 1.3
Top of the latest posts
The NZ Police manual has been updated. In future, officers who encounter sovereign citizens and learn they hold a firearms licence are to refer the individuals to the Firearms Safety Authority for review. Furthermore, "... where an officer
Those who keep a wary eye on New Zealand's cooker community should note that twisted conspiracist Billy Te Kahika is in hospital following a heart attack. https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/361007901/billy-te-kahika-jnrs-condition-deteriorates
@GossiTheDog Given their literacy rates I doubt whether half the population would even notice. #cookers
What “cookers” means
Wiktionary · WikipediaCookers is an American horror film directed by Dan Mintz which was released in 2001. The film is about two drug users who hide out in an abandoned farmhouse to prepare a huge batch of crystal meth, only to be tormented by terrifying visions.
“Cookers” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#cookers across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #cookers straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/cookers