#cookingfail

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #cookingfail from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
25
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 25
0.2
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 25

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 00:57 UTC
0
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27
0
07-28
0
07-29
0
07-30

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-30 00:57 UTC
#cookingfails
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#cookingfailures
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 00:57 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 25 public posts (spanning ~30408 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 01:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (23) · Japanese (1) · German (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.6

Top of the latest posts

  • Earlier, I saw that Kid2 had left the chocolate chip dough out and I thought, hmm, it's been out a while, I wonder if I should throw it away? But then I thought, it's not like it's been hot weather. The dough should be fine! Might as well b

    Bec@[email protected]♥ 4↻ 02025-08-28 14:38 UTCView post →

  • Have you ever wondered what would happen if you left a foil-wrapped baked potato in the oven for too long? Wonder no more, because I have tested this for you and can answer this question! The potato will still be edible, and the inside will

    Rebecca Bredin@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 102026-01-07 08:11 UTCView post →

  • I just made mint chocolate chip cookies using yerba santa (piper auritum) and apple mint and they taste like toothpaste flavored cookies. Literally swallowing down toothpaste, tingly cold sensation and all. 😩😭😭😭 #cooking #cookingfail #g

    J blue@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 12026-05-28 01:38 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/cookingfail