#cooties
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #cooties from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #cooties
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-26 22:34 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-26 22:34 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #cooties.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-26 22:34 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 28 public posts (spanning ~72697 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 15:00
Languages: English (18) · Spanish (8) · Japanese (1) · Scottish Gaelic (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
How coot! I had never seen little #cootlings before (is that what they're called?) Slowly going through last weekend's photos and trying to filter out the best ones, these from my last short walk in the park. 🪶 #birds #birdphotography #coo
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#HappyBirthday @RainnWilson #rainnwilson #actor #HarryMudd #StarTrekDiscovery #shorttreks #theescapeartist #theoffice #almostfamous #Houseof1000Corpses #mysuperexgirlfriend #cooties #juno #transformers #revengeofthefallen #reno911 #monsters
What “cooties” means
Wiktionary · WikipediaCooties is a fictitious childhood disease, commonly represented as childlore. It is used in the United States, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and the Philippines as a rejection term and an infection tag game. It is similar to the British "dreaded lurgi", and to terms used in the Nordic countries, in Italy, India and Iraq. A child is said to "catch" cooties through close contact with an "infected" person or from an opposite-sex child of a similar age.
“Cooties” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#cooties across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #cooties straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/cooties