#corporatese
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #corporatese from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-11 21:14 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-11 21:14 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-11 21:14 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~28193 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (3)
Avg boosts / post: 1.3
Top of the latest posts
I just heard a new corporate-speak term on a manager meeting, and now I'm traumatized for the rest of the day. 😱 "We will need to double-click this again." (Meaning to revisit the topic.) #corporate #corpobabble #corporatese
There's a silver-lining to falling for corporate bullshit. You may not be the sharpest tool in the shed or any good at your job, but at least you'll worship your boss and enjoy your work. "Workers who were more susceptible to corporate BS r
Have you never heard of V2MOM? I envy you. #v2mom #badmanagement #corporatese #buzzwordbingo
What “corporatese” means
WikipediaCorporate jargon is the jargon often used in large corporations, bureaucracies, and similar workplaces. The language register of the term is generally being presented in a negative light or disapprovingly. It is often considered to be needlessly obscure or, alternatively, used to disguise an absence of information. Its use in corporations and other large organisations has been widely noted in media.
“Corporate jargon” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#corporatese across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #corporatese straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/corporatese