#correctiledysfunction
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #correctiledysfunction from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 00:17 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 00:17 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #correctiledysfunction.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 00:17 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 10 public posts (spanning ~74388 hours).
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Languages: English (5) · German (4)
Avg boosts / post: 0.8
Top of the latest posts
Mastodon in zwei Sätzen: Jemand freut sich, WhatsApp am Desktop nutzen zu können. Drunter ausschließlich Reply-Guys die was von Signal brabbeln. #CorrectileDysfunction
Ich booste das ab jetzt einfach immer, wenn mir von irgendeinem dahergelaufenen Klaus ungefragt was erklärt oder (😱) gar die Möglichkeit zum eigenen Gedanken unterstellt wird. #LastRT #CorrectileDysfunction
Ausgewiesene Digitalexpertin frotzelt über das Lüftergeräusch eines Windows-Rechners, während andere Geräte mit anderen Betriebssystemen geräuschlos sind. Druko-Dieter erklärt den Windows-Taskmanager. #CorrectileDysfunction
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