#couched
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #couched from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #couched
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-15 06:34 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-15 06:34 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-15 06:34 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 17 public posts (spanning ~14011 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 03:00
Languages: English (17)
Avg boosts / post: 1.2
Top of the latest posts
No doubt he did have diamonds on the soles of his shoes to match the diamond inlays on his teeth and the diamond powder glinting on his skin in the club lights. He was issuing threats, threats #couched as invitations, to those among his bus
@dannotdaniel @MugsysRapSheet The IvyLeague w/ it's groomed mens' init? Such twisted logic that needs the psyche #couched post hazing or is it haaaay->zing? Tough call. Not my field. Best to leave that to the psychiatrist, init? Seems a bit
@flexghost Wait, but didn't Jesse ' needs a psychiatrist 🛋️ ' W. go on to tell Jeanine this about her voting for a Republican Woman.... ???? Such a #WeirdReich! ⚠️👴👉🎻🛋️🐬 The #Couching / #Couched crowd is a #DSM5 case studies'!!!!! Why
#couched across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #couched straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/couched