#crabitalism
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #crabitalism from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #crabitalism
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-01 18:07 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-01 18:07 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #crabitalism.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-01 18:07 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 7 public posts (spanning ~14466 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (6)
Avg boosts / post: 1.1
Top of the latest posts
@dailymegafauna Everyone is running and smiling! Human suffering small price to pay for big crabs. #crabitalism
Tu-Wang Twang by Settoshi Tonami https://v.basspistol.org/w/ae8gc9n11FrqscihzqNtfB
"Employees are spending the equivalent of a month’s groceries on the return-to-office–and growing more resentful than ever, survey finds" - https://finance.yahoo.com/news/employees-spending-equivalent-month-grocery-112500356.html #work #cap
#crabitalism across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #crabitalism straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/crabitalism