#cranky
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #cranky from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-26 06:18 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-26 06:18 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-26 06:18 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~24326 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 14:00
Languages: English (39) · Dutch (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.6
Top of the latest posts
Twiggy has come a long way in a short time. We have learned that Twiggy has some rules that apply to her. 1) Twiggy is in charge 2) There will be carrots... or else 3) See rule one She has some work to do on a couple of things, like mountin
Twiggy didn't want to stand still today. So we had a discussion about how not doing as you are asked has consequences. Twiggy tried to apply her rules but it didn't work. #Horse #Mare #Training #Cranky #HorsesOfMastodon
Wow, am I peopled out. I am only willing to acknowledge the dogs and maybe the microwave timer right now. Everybody else, it is gonna be a hard pass. No TV tonight (people), no social media (people) no phone calls (my God, no). No music (pe
What “cranky” means
Wiktionary#cranky across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #cranky straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/cranky