#crankypants
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #crankypants from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-16 16:17 UTCNo measured public usage for #crankypants in the last 7 days. That is a real result, and a good one to know: this hashtag is wide open right now. We show a dash before we ever show a made-up number. Browse the trending index for tags with live measurements.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-16 16:17 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-16 16:17 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 8 public posts (spanning ~33172 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (7) · American English (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.9
Top of the latest posts
if I'd known there was no coffeine in the house, I'd have stayed in bed waaay longer today. #crankypants
Aero is hungry. Aero wants alllll the dinner. Well, most of it. #HorsesOfMastodon #CrankyPants #WhatsTheTimeMrWolf
@stephanie @dan613 🤷♀️ There are #CrankyPants in every crowd.
#crankypants across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #crankypants straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/crankypants