#crapocalypse
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #crapocalypse from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-03 03:56 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-03 03:56 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #crapocalypse.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-03 03:56 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~3435 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (2)
Avg boosts / post: 1
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Top of the latest posts
Can you help me out by signing this petition? "BAN ALL RAW SEWAGE DUMPS IN UK WATER" https://chng.it/2TjFyrqHTd #ukwatercrisis #ukwaters #SEWAGE #poogate #crapocalypse
A small part of the crapocalypse. It used to be that adopting a standard of 'good enough' was the way out of all sorts of psychological hang-ups. Now it's a high bar compared to what is acceptable in the world of Amazon customer service. An
#crapocalypse across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #crapocalypse straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/crapocalypse