#crapparking

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #crapparking from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
5
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 5
0.2
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 5

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 02:55 UTC
0
07-22
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07-23
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07-24
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07-25
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07-26
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07-28

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 02:55 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #crapparking.

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 02:55 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~23446 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (5)

Avg boosts / post: 1.4

Top of the latest posts

  • Apparently in the mind of a BMW driver, this is a perfectly sensible and normal bit of parking. 🙄 #CrapParking #moron

    Ed Bridges@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 52025-10-08 07:30 UTCView post →

  • It's fine, I'll walk on the road then shall I? Shall we talk about the empty parking space... Directly opposite? #YouParkLikeAnIdiot #CrapParking

    Andy@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 22023-12-19 22:37 UTCView post →

  • Is #yplac a thing in the fediverse? Because if it is, I have a grade a candidate - this white wankpanzer (which wasn't showing a blue badge, and even if it was, was less than fifteen metres from the disabled parking bay) in Stamford earlier

    MatStace wants more EMF/needs more sleep@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02023-07-26 19:12 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/crapparking