#crapple
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #crapple from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #crapple
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 12:50 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 12:50 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 12:50 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~52842 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 01:00
Languages: English (32) · German (4) · Dutch (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.4
Top of the latest posts
Networking on Mac OS X is weird: $ ifconfig | grep UP | wc -l 21 One loopback (lo0) 3 x anpi devices 9 x en devices ap1 device awdl0 device llw0 device 4 x utun devices and a bridge0! WTF is going on here? #crapple #Networking
I bet *this* is the iOS update that makes Bluetooth reliable. #LOL #CrApple #StopDissingHarald
Continuously amazed that the biggest piece of shit crapplication on iOS remains Settings. Across multiple devices, different carriers, and many versions, no other app hangs as often. #FApple #CrApple
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/crapple