#crimedoesntpay
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #crimedoesntpay from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #crimedoesntpay
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-03 16:47 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-03 16:47 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #crimedoesntpay.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-03 16:47 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 6 public posts (spanning ~29347 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (6)
Avg boosts / post: 2.3
Top of the latest posts
🎶 So, a genius from North Carolina thought he could outsmart the music industry by unleashing his virtual army of bots to create AI-generated hits. 🚀🤖 Alas, his playlist of misdeeds hit a sour note, and now he's on the hook for $8 millio
"The Bachelorette’ Season Canceled After Leaked Video of Assault. Taylor Frankie Paul, who was set to star in the TV show, had pleaded guilty to aggravated assault after an encounter with her partner in 2023": https://www.nytimes.com/2026/0
Ponders-the-Orb learns about religion. Then decides to help clean up a gang of ladies seducing and robbing married men in Anvil. Sadly the named loot can't be returned to the owners. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3A2BPj3ZT4 #Oblivion #Re
#crimedoesntpay across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #crimedoesntpay straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/crimedoesntpay