#crocodiletears
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #crocodiletears from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-02 16:04 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-02 16:04 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #crocodiletears.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-02 16:04 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 27 public posts (spanning ~61539 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 10:00
Languages: English (25) · French (1)
Avg boosts / post: 3.8
Top of the latest posts
Define #crocodileTears An aggressor's sadness, fake or cluelessly entitled, because their aggression backfired Example: #Afroman's "Lemon Pound Cake" mocked a #police raid on his home (resulting in no charges) They sued Because "waah, my fe
“But if we have to respect #copyright and seek informed specific #consent when we grab data for training our #GenAI system, how can we possibly extract #monopoly profit!?” Same tone as “But if we have to respect #copyright and grant the sam
#SimulationOfResistance #WhiteHouseHyperReal 1. "Liberal Laughs" and mocking 2. Mocking into a Managed Total Mockery is not Resisting 3. #RescueFriendsOpera - We People must RESCUE We People from #FoxNews #NewsMax Musk #Twitter #TruthSocial
#crocodiletears across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #crocodiletears straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/crocodiletears