#darned
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #darned from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-15 12:46 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-15 12:46 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-15 12:46 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~9525 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (3)
Avg boosts / post: 1.7
Top of the latest posts
No job pays me enough to replace my pants just to keep up appearances, so I've been #mending most of my clothes. And because I am not good enough to be subtle, I am turning into the skid and going with #visiblemending. Mostly I've been rein
I have some #trackpants I use for "#housepants" and have #darned them with #polyfill (needle #felting). I look like a stuffed animal that has been loved too much :)
Great night at the Cartmel Peninsula Repair Cafe. Much kit was #fixed #mended #darned and #patched
What “darned” means
Wiktionarydarned/dɑːnd/
- verbEuphemism of damn.
- verbTo repair by stitching with thread or yarn, particularly by using a needle to construct a weave across a damaged area of fabric.
#darned across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #darned straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/darned