#definitelynot

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #definitelynot from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
5
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 5
0.2
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 5

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 03:20 UTC
0
07-22
0
07-23
0
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27
0
07-28

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 03:20 UTC
#definitelynotnews
1 uses · 1 accounts / 7d
#definitelynotdiy
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#definitelynotgreen
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#definitelynotacop
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#definitelynotbonkwave
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#definitelynotnewnews
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#definitelynotraciststrayanoway
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#definitelynotindenial
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#definitelynotwriting
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#definitelynottryingtofigureoutifpeoplegonnadie
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#definitelynotavegetarian
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#definitelynotanarcissist
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 03:20 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~15060 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (4) · French (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.6

Top of the latest posts

  • @thepoliticalcat @Darkphoenix @VeroniqueB99 @glasspusher @edwilk @hyc My dad told that story (or a similar one), too - just not at the dinner table. It was maybe sort of borrowed valor; since he'd served, but only in a rear-echelon position

    "Mediocre Bunny" Evelyn@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 02025-07-01 01:52 UTCView post →

  • If your platform game respawns enemies when you backtrack and their spawn point is about to scroll view, then it’s too easy. Enemies should respawn as soon as you backtrack by half a pixel, it adds much fun this way. #DefinitelyNot #Konami

    Ölbaum@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02025-05-12 22:11 UTCView post →

  • I #DontEven #LookLike a #Garry... I'm also #DefinitelyNot a #Tony / #Toni... #DiscoBabySexyBabyHot...! #BTW; what's the #Weather like on #Mars...? I still don't want to go to #Mars... 🧙:spinning_pinwheel:​🤖🐺🤖:spinning_pinwheel:​🧙 | :fe

    PSiReN-X :verified_flashing:@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 12023-10-29 13:05 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/definitelynot