#derp
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #derp from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 11:03 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 11:03 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 11:03 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~7080 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 18:00
Languages: English (30) · Chinese (1)
Avg boosts / post: 3.5
Top of the latest posts
Sitting on the second floor deck on a warm evening. The doorway to the house has a magnetic screen on the door - like curtains, but the center edges clip themselves together after you pass through. Most of the cats figured this out in, oh,
#derp - Bunna loves to smoosh her snoot allllll over the garden. Also feeling pretty jazzed - was told three times in the last two days I sounded #scottish by various Scots in the wild. Guess 14 years in the UK will do that to a gal. Just w
I have a feeling Zelda likes her Lick-e-lix 🤣 #cat #cats #derp
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