#dogwashing
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #dogwashing from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 01:30 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-29 01:30 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #dogwashing.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 01:30 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~2722 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (2)
Avg boosts / post: 0.5
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Top of the latest posts
Is it a puddle when it's all the way to the dog's thighs? Is it a mud puddle when it's as black as a starless night? After rolling in this mini lake, 3 meters in diameter, ["Bad dog! No!] the dog was filthy. We both went in the shower, beca
(defparameter dog "dirty") (defun washdog () "Dog washing function" (print "Dog washed!") ) (defun letsleepingdogslie () "Leave the doggie alone function" (print "Aww let the puppy sleep") ) (if (string= dog "dirty") (washdog) (letsleepingd
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