#DoingNothing

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #DoingNothing from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
15
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 15
2.3
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 15

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 22:34 UTC
0
07-21
0
07-22
0
07-23
0
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 22:34 UTC
#doingnothingisthenewdoingsomething
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#doingnothingisthebollocks
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#doingnothingtoday
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#doingnothingrightnow
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#doingnothingwrong
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#doingnothingunacceptable
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#doingnothingisnotanoption
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#doingnothingaboutit
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#doingnothingfornearly19years
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 22:34 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 15 public posts (spanning ~29394 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 10:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (11) · German (2)

Avg boosts / post: 1.2

Top of the latest posts

  • This morning was the day I taught my dog to blep. Blepping is when they stick out their lil pink tongues and I've decided it is so adorable that I want to be able to ask for it. In other news, I guess I should give a new intro to folks on t

    Shan@[email protected]♥ 35↻ 152026-06-06 14:45 UTCView post →

  • The Mocktown Principle: Why Doing Nothing Is Sometimes the Most Powerful Thing You Can Do This post was written on 6/18/2026. There is a scene in One Piece that does not have a lot of explosions. Nobody gets sent flying through a wall. No H

    jaimedavid327@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 12026-06-20 06:45 UTCView post →

  • I’m not in trouble AT ALL. I’m allowed to be on my phone. #IThinkYouShouldLeave #ITYSL #NotInTrouble #PhoneTime #WorkShirk #OfficeLife #DoingNothing #CaughtIn4K #CorporateExcuses #ScrollSession #WorkAvoidance #DeskLife #Memes #Funny #Lol #M

    not stinky!@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 22026-04-03 20:23 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/doingnothing