#DontDrinkTheWater
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #DontDrinkTheWater from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-26 03:57 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-26 03:57 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #dontdrinkthewater.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-26 03:57 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~27999 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (2) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.7
Top of the latest posts
Zur #DaveMatthewsBand habe ich seit Jahren (Jahrzehnten?) so eine Art On-off-Beziehung. Gerade ist das Live-Album „Take Me Back: Live at the Gorge“ erschienen und die Beziehung ist sehr *ON*. :) Schon das etwas mehr als 20 Jahre alte Live-A
No room for both Just room for me #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #FediCats #Cats #DMB #DontDrinkTheWater
#TimberlineLodge #Hiking #skiing #DontDrinkTheWater
#dontdrinkthewater across platforms
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