#dontreadthecomments
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #dontreadthecomments from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-28 14:42 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-28 14:42 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #dontreadthecomments.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-28 14:42 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 15 public posts (spanning ~56173 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 05:00
Languages: English (15)
Avg boosts / post: 0.1
Top of the latest posts
Wow, already 115 comments about my last entry on Hacker News https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=36389805 With my experience of HN, I don’t feel emotionally able to handle that right now. Time to close the lid and… #dontreadthecomments
@david #dontreadthecomments and keep going 🏃♂️💨
@benpate You've heard of #DontReadTheComments - A review site is nothing but comments, and usually negative ones at that. People with poor experiences will leave a (vitriolic) comment, people with an adequate experience don't comment as muc
#dontreadthecomments across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #dontreadthecomments straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/dontreadthecomments