#donttalktocops
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #donttalktocops from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-29 03:57 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-29 03:57 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #donttalktocops.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-29 03:57 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 25 public posts (spanning ~52406 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 17:00
Languages: English (19) · German (5) · French (1)
Avg boosts / post: 2.1
Top of the latest posts
Love this song. It slaps. #ShutTheFuckUpFriday #DontTalkToCops
Hey everyone, it's #STFUFriday! Here's a little something everyone can practice going into this weekend: don't talk to the cops. Don't say hi, don't shoot the breeze, don't say "thanks" when they do something "nice" for you (they don't need
16/ Bei Aktivist*innen gibt es ja immer so unterschiedliche Auffassungen, mit wem man reden soll. In der #Wuhlheide stand an den Baumhäusern #DontTalkToCops. Als Presse rede ich aber immer mit allen. So habe ich neulich erfahren, dass die P
#donttalktocops across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #donttalktocops straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/donttalktocops