#douchebags
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #douchebags from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-17 05:02 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-17 05:02 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-17 05:02 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 36 public posts (spanning ~58908 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 14:00
Languages: English (36)
Avg boosts / post: 2.6
Top of the latest posts
“We see you’re using an ad-blocker.” I see you’re douchebags. #surveillanceCapitalism #adtech #web #tracking #douchebags
Folks in Silicon Valley: We’re so glad some poor schmuck created Mastodon on his own dime and time while we were busy making mint festering the Twitters of the world. Isn’t it great? We’re really enjoying it… Now, how do we enclose, exploit
I hear Elon Musk has announced his intention to vote Republican. (Surprise, surprise.) Trump 2.0… coming soon. #billionaire #douchebags
What “douchebags” means
Wiktionary · Wikipediadouchebags
- nounA jerk or asshole; a mean or rude person; someone seen as being arrogant, snobby or obnoxious.
A douche is a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or for the stream of water itself. Douche usually refers to vaginal irrigation, the rinsing of the vagina, but it can also refer to the rinsing of any body cavity. A douche bag is a piece of equipment for douching—a bag for holding the fluid used in douching. To avoid transferring intestinal bacteria to the vagina, the same bag must not be used for both an enema and a vaginal douche.
“Douche” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#douchebags across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #douchebags straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/douchebags