#douchenozzles

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #douchenozzles from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
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Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
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Recent posts
Mastodon
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Open-web mentions
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Day-by-day usage

measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-26 20:01 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-26 20:01 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #douchenozzles.

Live pulse

measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-26 20:01 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 4 public posts (spanning ~10903 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (4)

Avg boosts / post: 0.8

Top of the latest posts

  • On my way back from my date yesterday, I ran into a bunch of douchenozzles on the road. One of them decided to use the middle of a right turn as a spot where to drop off someone. I was right behind them. They would have seen me if they had

    Your Autistic Life :PanPride:@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02024-05-27 10:51 UTCView post →

  • "Virginia school board votes to restore schools' Confederate names" Have you ever wondered how to paint yourself as a bunch of regressive douchenozzles? We have the solution... #USNews #USPol #Virginia #SchoolBoard #Confederates #douchenozz

    Your Autistic Life :PanPride:@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 22024-05-10 09:28 UTCView post →

  • https://www.commondreams.org/news/house-republicans-raise #Congress #GOP #CarpetBaggers #Whores #PayRaise #Pay #PayIncrease #MinimumWage #FightFor15 #Slackers #DoucheBags #GravyTrain #BackUpToThePayCounter #GoldBricks #LazyFooks #SockPuppet

    Don Hawkins - W7DAH@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 12023-07-18 22:57 UTCView post →

What “douchenozzles” means

Wiktionary

douchenozzles

  • nounThe part of a douche that is inserted into the vagina.
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#douchenozzles across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #douchenozzles straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/douchenozzles