#drunk
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #drunk from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-12 15:58 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-12 15:58 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-12 15:58 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~3156 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 20:00
Languages: English (34) · Italian (4)
Avg boosts / post: 1.6
Top of the latest posts
Puppeting around. #grickledoodle #muppets #puppets #drinks #drunk #bar #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor
@GossiTheDog there will be collateral damage along the way and this is why smb needs to do lo cost investment in 24/7 pkt cap, have an audit trail or you have nothing #drunk tcp/udp driving
- Where are you? - I left early - Sorry I couldn't stay longer :( - wtf where are you going - I'm going home - are you kidding me come back you're drunk - don't worry i called an uber - we drank at your place - Oh Where am i going? #humor #
What “drunk” means
Wiktionary · Wikipediadrunk/dɹʌŋk/
- verbTo consume (a liquid) through the mouth.
- nounOne who is intoxicated with alcohol.
Alcohol intoxication, commonly described in higher doses as drunkenness or inebriation, and known in overdose as alcohol poisoning, is the behavior and physical effects caused by recent consumption of alcohol. The technical term intoxication in common speech may suggest that a large amount of alcohol has been consumed, leading to accompanying physical symptoms and deleterious health effects. Mild intoxication is mostly referred to by slang terms such as tipsy or buzzed. In addition to the toxici
“Alcohol intoxication” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#drunk across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #drunk straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/drunk