#drunk
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #drunk from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 11:15 UTC4 uses by 4 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 11:15 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 11:15 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~2036 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 11:00
Languages: English (35) · Italian (4)
Avg boosts / post: 2.2
Top of the latest posts
Puppeting around. #grickledoodle #muppets #puppets #drinks #drunk #bar #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor
I've been married for 33 years and I don't understand not loving your #wife. What's wrong with you people? Wives rule. I might be a little #drunk. I #love you, too. Lighten up.
Okay, ANOTHER question for the Bartenders of the Fediverse: The thing I admit I worry about most is having to cut off a customer who might've drank too much. There's so much going on behind the bar and I want to do my best not to overserve
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