#dumbasses
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #dumbasses from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-27 20:10 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-27 20:10 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-27 20:10 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~8263 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 14:00
Languages: English (39) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.7
Top of the latest posts
Seriously, you can't make this shit up. Any serious TNG fan will know that "The Arsenal of Freedom" is a S1 episode where weapons developers made an AI combat platform so effective that it killed all of its creators. If Elon wants to make h
I am very VERY quickly approaching the same point I reached about COVIDiots, with people willingly, voluntarily, wantonly remaining with microslop stuff. I no longer have any sympathy, nor any goodwill towards them.They had YEARS to realize
@rysiek it's been going SO WELL for the UK!!! #brexit #dumbasses #EU #Poland #MAGAts
What “dumbasses” means
WikipediaAn insult is an expression, statement, or behavior that is often deliberately disrespectful, offensive, scornful, or derogatory towards an individual or a group. Insults can be intentional or unintentional, and they often aim to belittle, offend, or humiliate the target. While insults may sometimes include factual information, such information is typically presented in a pejorative manner, intended to provoke a negative emotional response or to socially undermine or discredit the target. Insult
“Insult” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#dumbasses across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #dumbasses straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/dumbasses