#DumbestThingToBeIndictedFor
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #DumbestThingToBeIndictedFor from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-01 06:52 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-01 06:52 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #dumbestthingtobeindictedfor.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-01 06:52 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~34 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 04:00
Languages: English (39) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1.2
Top of the latest posts
#DumbestThingToBeIndictedFor #HashtagGames Peeing over the edge of the litter box onto nuclear codes that staff left in the bathroom. #Cats #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon
Possessing a bunch of highly classified government documents that you could have just given back when asked politely for them and then nothing bad would have happened. And in second place: fussing and fighting, despite the fact that life is
#DumbestThingToBeIndictedFor shitting in a urinal
#dumbestthingtobeindictedfor across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #dumbestthingtobeindictedfor straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/dumbestthingtobeindictedfor