#dumbestTimeline
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #dumbestTimeline from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-02 21:07 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-02 21:07 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-02 21:07 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 37 public posts (spanning ~31746 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 02:00
Languages: English (37)
Avg boosts / post: 3.9
Top of the latest posts
There was a short period of time in history when people would unironically say "why are you asking me, go ahead and google it." (See also: LMFGTFY) And now we are going back to "for the love of god don't google it, ask an expert instead." #
I can't believe Hegseth dared to give a speech about defending European beaches at a memorial celebrating his country storming an European beach. #fascism #dumbesttimeline
@mlanger For me it was Encyclopedia Brown. :) I don't know what I'd vote. Some a-holes up the road flew it upside down on Jan 6 because they were sad it failed. So it's kind of tainted for me, like so many things at this point. (Including f
#dumbesttimeline across platforms
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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/dumbesttimeline