#eatmyshorts
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #eatmyshorts from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-02 06:33 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-02 06:33 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #eatmyshorts.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-02 06:33 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~21962 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (2) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.4
Top of the latest posts
#eatmyshorts
Pepper(so heißt sie jetzt🙄)is den ganzen Tag on Fire. Immer. #eatmyshorts
Ein hoch auf die Selbstscan-Kassen in Verbindung mit dem Handscanner bei #akzenta in #Wuppertal Trotz bummsvollem Laden in 3 Minuten bezahlt und raus. Und allen anderen, die jetzt noch in der Kassenschlange stehen: #EatMyShorts
#eatmyshorts across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #eatmyshorts straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/eatmyshorts