#eats
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #eats from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #eats
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-26 11:38 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-26 11:38 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-26 11:38 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~14690 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 01:00
Languages: English (33) · Spanish (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.6
Top of the latest posts
At #Blackhurst celebrating #PattyDay early and often. February 23 is Jamaican Patty Day in #Toronto You know about the Patty Wars? 40+ years ago, he Canadian government decided that "beef patties" could ONLY refer to the meat product used f
Why I'm known as the Martha Stewart of Fifth Street. #frozendinner #frozendinners #mrsstouffers #mrsstouffer #tvdinner #tvdinners #homemaker #marthasteward #fifthstreet #easyfixings #thanksgiving #thanksgivingmeal #harvest #harvesthome #com
Eats Some say it is truly absurd But I saw it and know it occurred The lady pecked peas On the floor as she pleased It seems that she eats like a bird #funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #limerick #eating #eats
What “eats” means
Wiktionary · WikipediaEating is the ingestion of food for digestion. In biology, this is typically done to provide heterotrophic organisms with the essential nutrients and energy needed for metabolism and physical growth, since they are incapable of acquiring nutrition and energy intrinsically like autotrophs and therefore must ingest external organic matters in order to survive. Animals, in particular, have evolved different forms of eating — carnivores and scavengers eat flesh (meat) from other animals, herbivores
“Eating” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#eats across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #eats straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/eats