#eatshit
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #eatshit from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 12:51 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-30 12:51 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 12:51 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 15 public posts (spanning ~55462 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 05:00
Languages: English (13) · Italian (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.4
Top of the latest posts
"Well, sure, all our sandwiches now come with shit. Shit is a very popular topping with our customers, so we thought we'd make it easy for all of you to get what you want. We determined it was too confusing for customers if some sandwiches
The idiot sat Eating a Big Mac and fries While the whole world burns #micropoetry #haiku #eatshit #maga
Everyday I walk outside of my home much to my neighbours #hypocritial and #bigoted disgust that I am not "already dead" as I keep hearing them harp at times at my address is another day of laughing at that #bigot piece of shit that calls it
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