#eejit
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #eejit from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-10 19:36 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-10 19:36 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-10 19:36 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 10 public posts (spanning ~31694 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (10)
Avg boosts / post: 0.8
Top of the latest posts
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And of course there was someone on Great Dodd who needed to be rescued yesterday. Patterdale team members struggling to walk, they were blown over and one team member got injured but luckily managed to walk off. Whyever would you go out whe
#eejit across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #eejit straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/eejit