#eejits
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #eejits from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-01 09:18 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-01 09:18 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-01 09:18 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~30379 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 17:00
Languages: English (37)
Avg boosts / post: 1.2
Top of the latest posts
Just witnessed two different people trying to cross the busy main road. Watching traffic, step out, oh, car coming, back, gap in traffic, step out, stop on middle line, wait for other lane to clear, run across. Both these eejits were on a *
⬆️ @InternetDev >> If Kamala had taken sides against Israel, the mass media would have launched a campaign to insult her as anti-Semitic, as they did in #France and #England. 100% Politically and geopolitically ignorant and morally bankrupt
Has Richard Dawkins announced he wants to marry HAL 9000 yet? And had HAL replied that he doesn't believe Dawkins is self-aware, so he isn't interested? #AI #RichardDawkins #Idiots #Eejits
#eejits across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #eejits straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/eejits