#eejits
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #eejits from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 04:21 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 04:21 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 04:21 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 10 public posts (spanning ~30570 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (8)
Avg boosts / post: 2.6
Top of the latest posts
Just witnessed two different people trying to cross the busy main road. Watching traffic, step out, oh, car coming, back, gap in traffic, step out, stop on middle line, wait for other lane to clear, run across. Both these eejits were on a *
Has Richard Dawkins announced he wants to marry HAL 9000 yet? And had HAL replied that he doesn't believe Dawkins is self-aware, so he isn't interested? #AI #RichardDawkins #Idiots #Eejits
I have never needed help naming a pet. How bereft of imagination are the People o' Reddit that every third post is a name request? #Eejits
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