#enshitifcation
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #enshitifcation from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #enshitifcation
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-02 23:43 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-02 23:43 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #enshitifcation.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-02 23:43 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~24210 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 00:00
Languages: English (36) · French (1) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 3.5
Top of the latest posts
#Ford trying to charge me $2653 to replace an entire turbo when I just need the .42 cent C-clip to hold the waste gate actuator on, because they don't sell just the C-clip. Autozone has a 18 pack for $7.49. #rightorepair #enshitifcation #pl
@obucate @pluralistic @baardhaveland RE A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator #internet #consumer #Norway #comedy #Norwegian http://www.youtube.com/@Forbrukerr%C3%A5detNorge That shitty job making guy, does a great job, especially with th
@eonity @pluralistic RE A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator Forbrukerrådet ⭕️Norwegian Consumer Council advocates for #consumersrights In the video, the guy really knows how to prank, like dry up ink markers (teachers hate this) and kic
#enshitifcation across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #enshitifcation straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/enshitifcation