#everygoddamnproblem

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #everygoddamnproblem from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
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Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
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Recent posts
Mastodon
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Recent pace
Mastodon · last 2
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Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 2

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-29 14:54 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-29 14:54 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #everygoddamnproblem.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-29 14:54 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~2 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (2)

Avg boosts / post: 0

Top of the latest posts

  • #RedditAppUsers #BlueskyAppUsers We The People USA have the same plan as always: Avoid teaching and pointing out Bible verse "1 John 3:17" being relevant to #SocialSecurity + #Medicare ! #WePeople on meme apps can't address #Bible book lite

    Stephen Gutknecht@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-06-13 14:05 UTCView post →

  • #EveryGodDamnProblem Every problem of Donald Trump and Elon Musk #Trillionaire is explained in one sentence: Bible verse "1 John 3:17" Our entire USA crisis is in the FUCKING BIBLE! And Bluesky Reddit app users will not teach book literacy

    Stephen Gutknecht@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-06-13 12:07 UTCView post →

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