#everythingisstupid
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #everythingisstupid from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 09:08 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 09:08 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #everythingisstupid.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 09:08 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~20752 hours).
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Languages: English (3)
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I triaged 160+ LinkedIn emails looking at job postings today. All told I applied to less than a dozen postings across those emails. There weren’t a lot of jobs left when you immediately close any postings using the words “agentic” or “crypt
When lame duck à l’orange gave himself a grade, this scene came to mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeYxkULH-tQ #uspolitics #everythingIsStupid
@molly0xfff In case this hasn't happened to you on #YouTube, *sometimes* YT accepts, but then silently deletes,😡 comments w/ URLs - like Wikipedia refs. Write, post helpful comment w/link. Try to edit, or refresh page and it's gone! ☹️☮️👎
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