#excrement

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #excrement from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
24
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 24
0.1
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 24
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-19 09:16 UTC
0
10-13
0
10-14
0
10-15
0
10-16
0
10-17
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10-18
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10-19

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-19 09:16 UTC

Live pulse

measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-19 09:16 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 24 public posts (spanning ~30394 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 14:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (17) · French (6)

Avg boosts / post: 1.3

Top of the latest posts

  • 這潑猴! 我真的生氣了! #alishan_national_forest_recreation_area #taiwan #formosa #small_mountainous_island_country #excrement #macaque

    Modern Homo erectus@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 02026-03-27 00:28 UTCView post →
  • Joe Walsh is spot ON per usual. No Kings. 🛑 👑 #TheOrangeAsshole #excrement #TrumpWhiteHouseDestruction

    SherBeareth@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 42025-10-23 18:07 UTCView post →
  • So, I'm trying not to think about how this stretch of Route 16 next to the #AndroscogginRiver became a makeshift portapotty for eclipse watchers who got stuck in traffic. (Not just the Androscoggin, but other rivers too). I don't think I'll

    DoomsdaysCW@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 22024-04-13 02:21 UTCView post →

What “excrement” means

Wiktionary · Wikipedia

excrement/ˈɛkskɹəmənt/

  • noun(now specifically) Human and animal solid waste excreted from the bowels; feces.
Full entry on Wiktionary →

Feces are the solid or semi-solid remains of food that was not digested in the small intestine, and has been broken down by bacteria in the large intestine. Feces contain a relatively small amount of metabolic waste products such as bacterially altered bilirubin and dead epithelial cells from the lining of the gut.

“Feces” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →

#excrement across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #excrement straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/excrement