#excuses
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #excuses from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 07:56 UTC4 uses by 4 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 07:56 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 07:56 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~2511 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 19:00
Languages: Dutch (20) · English (18) · French (2)
Avg boosts / post: 1.3
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Apparently the tyres for my van are stuck in the Strait of Hormuz according to the local supplier 🙄🤣 #excuses
Anthropic says it thinks this “misalignment” was primarily the result of training on “internet text that portrays AI as evil and interested in self-preservation.” #weird #ai #aislop #technology #excuses #pathetic #corporate #nonsense #bs ht
@gloriouscow I only have ericsson eppc and I didn't have time to check if it even works. it has built-in printer! #eppc #excuses
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